Goats Aren’t Real is an independent, upstart publisher of complete nonsense and various other types of gibberish.
This site has no real point, because pointy things can be quite dangerous, especially for young and or stupid and or clumsy people. It’s hope, on the other hand (the one I’m not using to type this) is to be a little oasis of silly, imaginative and pointless fun for anyone and everyone…except goats, because goats aren’t real.
1: something that has or makes no sense; unintelligible language; drivel
2: conduct or action that is absurd
He is not real. Like all goats, The Goat is a figment of your imagination and only exists in the confused recesses between tomorrow and last Thursday week, somewhere behind the sofa. Despite his complete and total fictitiousness, The Goat has a healthy sense of self and will always face any eventuality with utter cynicism.
*Disclaimer: Please understand that this site is nonsense, the claims and statements herein are totally made up and do not even feel like trying to be real.
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